Phil Gentile's blog
1. Pay someone else to drive your ass around
There is no better feeling than being at a bar doing some day drinking and remembering you don't have to worry about driving home. It's like a weight is lifted off your shoulders.
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Thanks to @OriolesGIFs for this and all our GIFs
Soooo apparently shit is getting real at TGI Friday's y'all. Real disgusting to be more specific.