Kardashian Fantasy Awards Week Eleven

Just a recap:

Kim Kardashian Award represents the best expected performance.

Kourtney Kardashian Award represents the best unexpected performance.

Khloe Kardashian Award represents the most hideous performance.

Kim Kardashian Award

3. Jordy Nelson (6 catches, 123 receiving yards, 2 touchdowns)

2. Ray Rice (5 catches, 147 total yards, 2 touchdowns)

1. Matthew Stafford (335 passing yards, 5 touchdowns, 2 INTs)

Stafford threw more touchdowns on Sunday then there is hotties on this boat!!! He looked horrible last week against the Bears but he is a top five QB in all fantasy leagues so continue starting him with confidence. By the way....how many of these hotties do you think Stafford banged on this boat?

Kourtney Kardashian Award

3. Kellen Winslow (9 catches, 132 receiving yards)

So far this season the Bucs offense has been a fantasy graveyard. 2010 fantasy darlings like Josh Freeman, Mike Williams, and LeGarrette Blount have been disappointments but Sunday they all scored. Winslow didn't but he had 9 big catches. Plus he's a solider so he's got that going for him.

2. Rex Grossman (289 passing yards, 2 passing touchdowns, 1 rushing touchdown)

Did I really just give Sexy Rexy an award for doing something positive?!?!? 

1. Kevin Smith ( 201 total yards, 3 touchdowns)

A couple weeks ago Kevin "Silent Bob" Smith was sitting on his couch and now he's the feature back for the Lions......again. 

Khloe Kardashian Award

3. Denarius Moore (1 catch, 14 receiving yards)

Two things to never trust in fantasy football: Mike Shanahan running backs and Raiders wide receivers. Moore had two touchdowns against the Chargers and then only targeted twice against the Vikings weak secondary. Doesn't make sense. Kinda like how you ALWAYS crave Chick-Fila on Sundays.

2. Adrian Peterson/Fred Jackson

Two of the top running backs in fake football are banged up and could miss Week 12. Toby Gerhart and CJ Spiller are must adds in all leagues.

1. Chris Johnson (13 rushing yards, 15 receiving yards)

WHY DO YOU KEEP STARTING HIM??????????? CJ1K might not even hit 1,000 yards this season. Before the season I would have thought he could run for 1,000 yards blindfolded. Do not start him anymore and he's basically droppable in all leagues. By the way his base salary next season.......$8 million.

Kendall's #TCAP Pickups of the Week

QB - Matt Moore, Caleb Hanie, Tyler Palko, Kevin Kolb, Jake Locker

RB - Kevin Smith, Toby Gerhart, Lance Ball, 

WR - Jabar Gaffney, Nate Washington, Riley Cooper, Johnny Knox

TE - Anthony Fasano

DEF - Raiders D vs. Bears

Drop 'Um Like Its Hot

Matt Cassel, Matt Schaub, Jay Cutler, Chris Johnson, all Colts, all Chiefs except Dwayne Bowe, all Jaguars except MJD, Peyton Hillis