Tweets of the Week (3/5/12)
Explosions abound on this edition of the IHJJR Tweets of the Week. From a wild Daytona that featured a strange WWE Crossover with Kane Jet Fuel powered track dryer that exploded after Juan Pablo Montoya's car ran into it, to everyone learning the news that Snooki is pregnant, to Hines Ward being cut by the Steelers, and to Lebron not taking the last shot being overscrutinized over and over again, Twitter was chock full of awesome this past week. Hope you all enjoy my favorites from the week that was.
No clear cut #Hashtag of the week winner, but a #SpecialShoutout goes out to whoever created the worst spam account in history, @Horse_ebooks. It never sends a tweet to anyone, thus failing the first rule of being a spam account. However, it tweets quite frequently, and most of it is unintelligble giberish.
As always, if you have any nominations for Tweets of the Week, feel free to send them to me on Twitter @thrillis4.
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— Horse ebooks (@Horse_ebooks) February 26, 2012
Paltrow looked better in Contagion.
— Mark Armstrong (@ArmstrongWTVD) February 27, 2012
Poor LeBron. Guy needs a nice steak cut up to cheer him up.
— Matt (@HrzMatt) February 27, 2012
I Present the Lebron James All-Star #struggleface twitpic.com/8p8m9g
— Robert Littal (@BlkSportsOnline) February 27, 2012
BAD NEWS: small fire at Fenway Park caused about $100,000 in damage. GOOD NEWS: No beer or Popeye's fried chicken was harmed.
— Ben Maller (@benmaller) February 28, 2012
How long until Raymond Felton retires so he can be a full-time judge on Cupcake Wars?
— Lindsay Mills (@lindsaymills) March 4, 2012
Dale Jr. is to winning as Mike Patrick is to relevant Play-by-Play commentary.
— JP (@Joey_Powell) February 28, 2012
Can someone explain to me how The Bachelor is still on?This show is a crock of shit.
— Reva Friedel (@revafriedel) February 28, 2012
The picture-in-picture feature has never been used more in the South than it is tonight with Daytona and Raw on simultaneously
— Jonathan Jones (@jjones9) February 28, 2012
Fire!My view twitter.com/keselowski/sta…
— Brad Keselowski (@keselowski) February 28, 2012
— BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) February 28, 2012
GIFs! A whole lot of GIFs from the fiery Daytona 500 crash! sbn.to/AuobBq
— SB Nation (@sbnation) February 28, 2012
Larry Drew's mother will one day liken her family's struggles to the wreck that destroyed daytona's track
— Josh Goodson (@joshwgoodson) February 28, 2012
This pretty much sums up my reaction to the JPM/jet fuel explosion: youtube.com/watch?v=XchwE9…
— Joe Ovies (@joeovies) February 28, 2012
Dear @darrenrovell, for immediately creating a Twitter account for your newborn, you are officially a weird ass. Signed, America
— Zach Mentz (@ZachMentz) February 29, 2012
RT @SnookisChild MTV just bought the television rights to my birth!
— Pierzy (@Pierzy) February 29, 2012
So Hines Ward's final moment in a Steelers jersey will be in a Batman movie? Ouch.
— Will Brinson (@willbrinson) February 29, 2012
Please be a tiger. Please be a tiger... RT @MikeTyson: Happy Birthday @JustinBieber. Check your mail for something cool I sent to the house.
— Jason Jennings (@JasonJennings5) March 1, 2012
Senior Night for #Kentucky? Is this a bad joke? ahahahaha
— Julius Hodge (@Follow24Hodge) March 2, 2012
Dwayne Wade might have to break LeBron's nose, so he won't mess things up in the 4th quarter.
— pwnteam (@pwnteam) March 2, 2012
Thought 'at Ern Andrews interview went pretta doggone well though. Tall drank a water. #HubberHubber
— Daggum Roy (@DaggumRoy) March 3, 2012
I love how ESPN hires Michael Bay to handle all their Duke/UNC coverage. #BasketballNeedsMoreExplosions
— Riddick & Reynolds (@RnR_NCSU) March 4, 2012
YOU GET A CHARGE. YOU GET A CHARGE AND YOU GET A CHARGE. #OprahsGame
— ParadigmShift35 (@ParadigmShift35) March 4, 2012
JaMarcus Russell in the NFL > Lindsay Lohan on SNL
— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) March 4, 2012
Grown men shouldn't wear Hollister.
— Ben Swaney (@bswanes) March 4, 2012
I mean seriously, think about it. You're talking about paying someone to INTENTIONALLY injure someone else. They put people in JAIL for that
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) March 2, 2012
